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Oct. 21st, 2007 @ 08:41 pm
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A wise man once told me, "Never criticize another man until you have walked one mile in his shoes." That way you are a mile away when you criticize him, and you have his shoes. |
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Oct. 7th, 2007 @ 01:02 pm
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Predestination is such a ridiculous thing to argue over..
Just thought I would say that.. |
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Only Starwars fans would really comprehend this. Actually I bet its pretty funny even if you don't understand starwars...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tCPjXRaP9no |
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For the record the title is a bit sarcastic. My computer (windows) won't even start up anymore and I am sad. Apparently I have more viruses than a Severe-Combined Immunodeficient** patient in a sanitary hospital.
And it deleted all the bootup files for my computer and it wont start. Now I have to use another computer with my dead one sitting by my side. He was a good lad of 2 years, always did what I told him and always knew how I felt on major issues like Global Earthworm-Mistreatment. And now hes gone...like a summer daisy, in the winter.
Like an airplane taking off with 1 wheel and 4 burnt out engines while the pilots are drunk and juggling heavy baggage. 'Tis a sad thing..
**(Sever Combined Immunodeficiency is a disease the crushes your immunse system.) |
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Jan. 30th, 2007 @ 07:32 pm
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I wonder who the poor chap that actually had this much time on his hands was...
http://christmaschebacca.ytmnd.com/ |
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So...like a lot of people got kicked out of Rocky...
Ben speculated that 17 did, that would = to about the whole freshman class.
Funny how that works, rocky kicked a whole grade of students out.
Jan. 18th, 2007 @ 08:58 pm
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I havent posted in forever. At the moment im at my brothers house in Orlando about to go to bed. We hunted the Skunk-Ape today. Apparently the US has the legend of the sasquatch. Well southern Florida has their own legend called the Skunk-Ape.
My brother had a guy say he was working at an under construction field when he saw this 7-9 foot tall gorilla thing about 45 feet from him. He of course ran. Unfotunately this guy was not well known for his honestly.
BUT- four days later 3 more workers and an Ex-City Council member said they saw the same thing at the same field. This warranted a crazy adventure for the Washburn trio. We went to the so called haunted field and snuck in. We hopped a fence and passed the lights to not get noticed.
After many minuted of following the forest line, we heard it. Crackling of sticks in the forest about 20 feet away. The funny part of this post is, im not kidding. It was me, andrew and steven sitting on the edge of the forest with noises coming from the forest. They were very loud crackling, something a small animal couldnt have done.
Also we noticed when we heard it move, it didnt sound like it moved on 4 legs, but two. As only two sticks snapped per movement.
Strange? I thought so. We left a few minutes later, satisfied with half of what we came to see. The real question is this- Skunk-Ape, fact or fiction?
Yeah its been a month or 2 or 4 since I last posted anything.
Nov. 25th, 2006 @ 02:38 am
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Quotes numero dose (or dos? or doz?)
This quote is also a very true phrase so memorize it.
"Never argue with an idiot, they will bring
you down to their level and beat you
with experience..."
Sep. 29th, 2006 @ 05:51 pm
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So anyone doing anything amazing today?
Maybe HotShots 2? or 3? or 4?
Sep. 23rd, 2006 @ 01:25 pm
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Its time for the 2 Quotes of the week!
Im going to randomly give two quotes every week...so you all arent drooling waiting for my advice, here they are.
One was from our guys small group going through Corinthians. The other was at the Church office this morning.
"Women have about the same effect on the economy as illegal immigrants."
Author- (Undisclosed)
"These are your offering dollars hard at work."
Author- (Undisclosed)
The last statement was said as I walked into the office to find people just sitting in the chairs in front of Mrs. Liz's office eating candy.**
**(Note) I doubt they do this all day, odds are I just walked in at an in-opportune time. You offering dollars are spent in better ways than Jolly Ranchers.
Sep. 22nd, 2006 @ 02:52 pm
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Well I would post on Livejournal more but in a freak event, my computer is being attacked by AdWare and SpyWare. Whilst my attempts to defend from these devilish little creatures is failing, the crazy programs are taking over my computer. I can barely do anything without a casino ad coming up or a threat if I dont get this adware blocker ill die...or something like that.
Either way im slowly losing ground on my computer, and im also losing hope and running out of ideas. Alex would be ashamed of my defensive tactics, and would probably rebuke me for my guerilla methods, so very unlike the Persians.
So yeah...if you didnt get any of that it means that my computer is getting smashed with viruses and I can hardly take a breath without 30 ads popping up and ruining my day.
So thats that...Maybe Alex can teach me the ways of the Greecians so I can better defend my system...
So aside from the fact that ads are popping up EVEN as I speak, hows everyones day going?
Sep. 19th, 2006 @ 09:57 pm
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Give me your name and ill talk about the weather. That is if I log back on Livejournal sometime between now and next monday.
Oh yeah, me and Kyra have to talk to the younger generation about "Why they should come to the Youth Retreat". So if anyones got any amazing ideas to say to toally captivate them into coming that would be nice.
Sep. 13th, 2006 @ 08:23 pm
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"All your base are belong to us!"
No one will know where that came from but Andrew really...
Sep. 12th, 2006 @ 08:03 pm
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Post!
Well I really dont have time to do 'Livejournal' I think some call it, but Im now going to attempt to have a life and write something every once in a while...And Matt, Introverted sounds better than extroverted so harr..
Sep. 6th, 2006 @ 06:47 pm
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The truth about Bill Clinton...Hes Iraqi!
(Then again possibly only Ana will get it...the rest of you will probably be debating why I put a picture of Bill Clinton on my Livejournal.)
http://img227.imageshack.us/my.php?image=billdv8.jpg
Aug. 28th, 2006 @ 12:32 pm
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Tonight was good. I went to Matts and breached every code of conduct OWC ever had against installing programs on their laptops. Then I went to the Julio's. The night was very complicated and confising, and the lights were always out, and you couldnt tell who was who. After the group died out to 5 of us, me and Alex finally said some things that needed to be said and hopefully resolved...but thats for another time.
So happy friday.
Aug. 26th, 2006 @ 11:35 pm
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Oh yeah for you unenlightened souls, Pluto is no longer a planet..thanks to some chineese guy whos name is far to long for livejournal.
Aug. 25th, 2006 @ 09:22 pm
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Well after being tortured many a-days at Niceville I decided to enlighten myself to a secret happiness from NHS. So I decided that im going to start writing a short story about NHS with the aid of James (though he doesnt know it yet.)
So ill get the story started here about a man who walks many halls, Mr. Fantaski (NHS Vice principle) A.K.A Captian Fantastik...
'Episode 1: Hall-Walker man.'
The sound of my shoes against the concrete hit together like sunday morning bells, only with more of a 'click-clack' tone as compared to a 'bong-bong' tone. The hall was dimly lit, save a small narrow light that is assumed to be the one and only 'NHS Exit'. Many people have ventured to reach the 'Exit' but none have had success...the hundreds of bodies on the ground proved that theory.
I kept walking through the 'H' shaped hallway, ironically being an acronym for High-School but I didnt have that thought on my mind, just a side note. I stepped over 2 unconveniently placed bodies as I continued my seemingly endless journey down the seemingly endless hallway with the seemingly endless 'click-clack's' ringing throughout the seemingly endless building. This all seemed seemingly endless to me at the time. But fortune would not be on my side much longer...I kept walking again over random peoples bodies until I noticed the stench was...how would you describe it? Stenchy?
"Hey that reminds me!" I said to myself as I remembered my best friend Danesworth Diggleton had a dog named stenchy. But at that time and moment and fraction of space, and time and motion and so on, a dark object obscured the light from my eyes. It took only moments for my eyes to adjust to the now even darker/seemingly endless room. But even before my eyes adjusted I knew who it was. The prey that I prayed would never have the chance to prey on me...but here he was...preying on me. I thought about praying but I had no time. It was him, Captain Fantastik. Despite the name being oh-so friendly, and his looks being even more oh-so friendly, his charm was disgustingly not oh-so friendly.
I quickly ran my eyes over the figure to decipher what kind of weapons I was doomed to meet. I looked again. And again. But every time my eyes met the same inanimate object, a spork and some cheesy bread probably from Hungy Howies. After a few mili-seconds of seeing all this, Captain Fantaski made his move by starting the villanious conversation with a rediculous accent and making contractions out of words that just arent...
"I believe you'were looking for the exit?" ...
-To probably not be continued unless I actually think of something funny.
Aug. 24th, 2006 @ 04:49 pm
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If my calculations are correct then this next brilliant move will save me time I spend on writing posts and at the same time bring out lively conversations at minimal cost of words.
I plan to read someones new entry and randomly replace anything kind Im ight have said with 'Well im glad your feeling better' which will save me time and hard planning on what im going to say. Plus you'll either say 'Thank you' (meaning Ive completed my objective of inadvertantly saying something nice) or you'll say 'well that was odd' and then begin in fruitless conversation meaning ive again won because ive started a conversation with a useless phrase.
So my well calculated/thought out plan may be more ingenious than I though, so lets see how my social mathematics will go from here.
Aug. 23rd, 2006 @ 03:19 pm
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Apparently I get these rediculous headaches during the afternoon + heat. I always feel very strange during the afternoon (like 3pm on) for the last few years and now I get the crazy headaches when its hot out.
Now wonder Texas was miserable for me. Oh well, Im doing homework! It almost never ends...but its easy so I dont mind. Anyone else doing something interesting right at this second? I mean this exact second...not the second after but this one.
Aug. 18th, 2006 @ 08:23 pm
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